Prison Reform

   Well, one good way to reform prison would be to eliminate it.
   "Oh, but then you would have criminals running around!"
   Only a minute percentage, actually less than one percent, of the people committing what the people in prison have done are in prison for it. The rest are "running around." Do you feel threatened by them?
   "You are a fucking idiot!"
   Just answer the question.
   "Fuck you! I don't have to answer that STUPID question."
   And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why there will never be prison reform. Because you - yes, you -  would have to give up your Instantly Frightened Over Nothing reflex implant, first. And that would make you ascaired, if you were to remove that. Cause you're a fucking douche. Thank you. Oh, and, fuck you.