The New Hindu Motel Takeover

Something just occured to me regarding the Hindu Indians taking over the American motel business; Indians are the most unhygenic people, and maybe even life forms, on the earth. They consider the Ganges river "holy." As a result they perform the equivalent of kissing the river's ass so that it will give them stuff, like Xboxes: so they bury their dead in it, they shit in it, they swarm the banks by the millions and then wade in, shitting and pissing as they go, filling the holy stream with billions of bobbing, floating, grease-filled turds, they bury granma in it with one hand and lap up a nice warm refreshing drink of infected algae from the river with the other. Enough of their riparian life. Let's move onto the land: they have a temple filled with fucking macaques that the monkeys "own" because they are reincarnated dieties. The place looks like a monkey house filled with derelict and out of work monkeys on crack. There's shit and flies and worms and dead and sickly monkeys everywhere by the billions; oh, and one other creature there by the billions wallowing around with them and sharing diseased sandwiches with them: Hindus from India. Hindus also consider cattle "sacred" and do not harm them. Cattle wander the yards and streets and hallways and bathrooms and bedrooms and some are given rides on the busses. Their shit and piss is holy too and may not be touched. For our purposes here, "not allowed to be touched" means "not allowed to be cleaned up." These are the foul human crap baskets that are going to be making sure the motels of America are nice and sanitary and that the food is yummy and safe to eat. There are some people in America who have for years been wondering how it would be possible to make the nations motels any fucking worse than they already are. Well my friends, a way has been found. It's called Dotheads. The only species potentially more capable of being less hygenic than the Hindus would be monitor lizards, the 8 foot leathery quadrupeds that drip cascades of infection from their jaws so foul that if they bite a fucking elephant on the ankle, three days later he topples over dead of total internal annihilation from bacteria in its blood putrid enough to kill a hive full of Queen Aliens and a thousand of their invincible offspring. These indifferent hordes of Typhoid Marys are going to be making real sure your beds and sheets are nice a clean on your road trip to the hospital. I mean to America.