Christmas Albums
These fuckers who are recording stars who make Christmas albums: how come the fucking death metal fuckers never do that. With some new fucking songs for a change. "I FUCKING KICKED THE FUCKING MANGER OVER! I KICKED IT INTO THE HORSES' SHIT! I FUCKING KICKED OUT ALL THE SHEPHERDS! I COVERED THEM IN SPIT! FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU! FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU! I HATE CHRISTIANS AND I HATE YOU! FUCK YOU!.....I FUCKING TORE UP ALL THE BLANKETS! I FUCKING SET FIRE TO THE BARN! I BURNED ALL OF JESUS' PRESENTS! THEN SHOT HEROIN INTO MY ARM! FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU! FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU! I HATE MORMONS AND I HATE JEWS! FUCK YOU!! Be good to hear that in the supermarket, no?
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I think Andy Williams already made a recording of that manger tune. On his Claw, Dean, Lawnjay album.
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