Marie Osmond

Marie Osmond now has the face of a 40 year old porn star - the same face they all seem to buy for themselves at the Jew Facemaker's office just before they hit the professional porn wall. All the women of porn, at the day of retirement they all have the same face. The same exact face. They purchase it from a face-farm, I guess. The "just about to hit the wall" face farm. That's pro'bly what it says right on it in the surgeon's office. Right on the box it's in. "Just this side of the wall, Model # 552." And they all go get one. Because they all look exactly alike. Like a plastic, varnished, rubber-covered-plaster manniquin that looks like a pretty good-lookin' male trans-gender dude. Marie Osmond seems to have purchased one of these faces for herself. But what's she, fifty? She could probably go into porn RIGHT NOW and make a whopping comfortable living for herself. All these old Hollywood gals and entertainers on the downside of life, they could make a whopping fast and easy bundle for that final bursting bank account by gettin' it on hard core on film. You think no one would pay to own a Sophia Loren Porn-At-Seventy video? Think again, faggot. That I Dream of Jeanie chick?...the one with the great ass?....If she did a porn video today she would have an additional 25 million dollars tomorrow. If Debbie Reynolds would blow just one guy in a 20 minute suck scene - plus squirtage on the face - she could fucking do it without makeup and never leave Tuscany for the rest of her easy-livin' life. I know what I'm talking about. 70 year old men would finally tell their wives, "Fuck you, I'm buyin' the new Raquel Welch porn video she just made and not only that I'm gonna watch it in the living room and jack off doin' it." It would turn a whole generation of douchebags into men just before they died. Better late than never, you old fucks.