How To End Crimes of Passion

Remove everyones' teeth. 99% of all violent acts are provoked by toothaches. This is a known fact. It's the same in the animal world. Man-eaters and rogues are always the result of dental pain. Take out all violent offenders' teeth and you could fire all the prison psychiatrists. Teeth in humans serve no purpose other than cosmetic. needs. And if toothlessness could somehow be "made fashionable" by a clever designer the way fatness is at the moment "cool" - you could open the prisons and let everyone go home. Legalizing drugs would allow all the OTHER prisoners to leave. Then there would be no criminals. And no prisons. Legalize drugs and remove everyones' teeth. The answer to domestic bliss on the homefront. Then everyone could concentrate on killing Muslims. Which is about to become the only game in town anyway. Might as well give everyone time to become good at it.