The Difference Between Lucifer And Yahweh

Yahweh says you can do what you want because Yahweh is God and Yahweh said so. Lucifer says you can do what you want because you are god and Lucifer says so. In the first case you acknowledge your subservience to God and God's superiority to you. In the second case you proclaim your equality with God and Lucifer's superiority to both of you. In both cases you play a subservient role to one or the other. Though in one case appropriately and logically and in the other case in a pretty insane and fucked up and also untrue manner out of all accord with actual true reality. Ayn Rand declares you superior to both God and Lucifer because they don't exist despite a ton of evidence to the contrary which she absolutely refuses to look at take that away from me right now damn your soul take that filth away DO YOU HEAR ME but that you are subservient to her or else get the fuck out forever and damn you to hell you are not worthy to be in my majestic and awesome self-righteous regal and somehow alluringly austere presence. Even though I am extremely homely. And, whoa, speaking of homely, L. Ron Hubbard declares that you are not just superior to God and Lucifer but that YOU ACTUALLY ARE THE BOTH OF THEM and are subservient only to L. Ron Hubbard and only by virtue of the fact that he has brought all this to your attention due to perhaps a fortuitous draw of the cards or a happenstance fall of the dice and maybe even some even more whimsical whim of sheer whimsical whimsy and maybe just good fortune for which he maybe shouldn't - who knows - even take any credit for at all, in all humility, but nevertheless it WAS HIM that did show you the way and the truth and the light. Just for the record. In case you needed reminding. So in all FAIRNESS making him the highest one of all. Just by virtue of the very nature of things or maybe just by the very serendipityness of the very random nature of things. But that it was still him that pointed it out to you But that he is very humble about it. But that he is still the highest one of all. Just for the record. Because he showed you all this stuff you didn't know before but that he does. And that he got it all 100% right the very first time he uttered it. With no mistakes. And no need at all for independent testing or analysis or even dialogue or discussion or empirical evidence or even hearsay, except for favorable and corroborating hearsay only. That kind is always correct. Don't you agree. Ok; I got that; you don't agree. Then obviously we will have to clear this up. There is obviously something wrong with you. Don't you agree. Ok, you don't agree. Then obviously there is something wrong with you and we will have to clear this up. Don't you agree. (And so forth for ten more trillion years. Or however long it takes.)