Why Jesus Was Executed

Jesus was executed because in a short period of time he had amassed a ton of followers. Who just followed him around. And the reason they followed him around was because of two reasons: what he did - which was cure them of everything they had and give them free food from out of nowhere; and also because of what he said. And what he said was "You don't have to obey your laws anymore. I instituted them and now I am getting rid of them. I am your diety and I am releasing you from all your legal obligations. And to prove to you that I am not lying and that I actually am your diety, here, let me heal this guy with leprosy eating his face off. There we go. Oops, dead kid. Hold on: Ok; now it's a live kid. Whoa!....blood pouring out of this woman's twat! Can't have that! Twats are weird enough as it is!! There we go, all nice and clean as a Summer's Eve. Now, like I was saying, you can now do what you want. HA HA!....But still watch out for hubby! HAHA! I don't care if you fuck his ol' lady but HE might!!!! No matter HOW fuckin' ugly she might be!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" People liked this idea. This idea that the laws no longer were in effect. They REALLY liked it. The lawyers did not like that idea. The courts did not like that idea..The priests did not like that idea. But the people really did. They liked it so much that when Jesus finally went to the Capitol of Jew World they showed up like people who show up outside the Academy Awards. All the bureaucrats got nervous. They were about to be out of jobs. They were a mini government underneath the Mega government of Rome which had conquered them. The Romans let them do their Jew Shit so long as they did their Roman Shit too. Jesus told his followers, "Hey, keep doing the Roman shit or they'll kill you. I am not dissolving the State. Just the Church. Once the Church goes the State will follow. Don't ask me why this is, whattayou care the reason. Just trust me. It'll happen. Don't worry about it. I know what I'm doing. Eventually only you and me will be left. So you don't have to do what these fucking annoying Jew Asshole Bastards keep telling you to do anymore. Just ignore them." This was good news to the people. This was really bad news to the Annoying Jew Loan Extortionists and the Annoying Jew Church Duty Extortionists and the annoying Jew Legal Profession and the Annoying Jew bureaucrats on the Public Jew Payroll. All of whom were about to lose their jobs of living off other people like communists. Plus it was bad news to the doctors who were getting fewer and fewer patients who were all now going to You Know Who who was not only healing them, he was not billing them either!!! Plus the two grave diggers were getting less work since this fucker showed up. They'd go to pick up a body and if Jesus got there first the fucker wasn't dead anymore. You know how this ended. It ended in Christmas and Easter.