I notice that this blog increasingly appears in Googled searches for my name. Guess I better not say anything about Scientology, Islam, or....gee, I guess that's about it: I guess those are the only taboo topics on earth. And, oh yeah, the Nigger Elect. Three. Three taboo topics.
posted by jj solari @ 9:09 PM
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hi. i used to be jayjay the mouseketeer. now i am jj, the gay, no wait, the totally heterosexual and very manly former comedian in easyriders and biker magazines, and a blogger person with 4 but you dont have to count them, 4, blogs: jj solari vs you, jj solari vs the constitution, jj solari vs thomas kinkade and jj solari vs lost vegas. that last one is totally vulgar. the first one is totally un PC, the second one makes me enemies of the Right but not of the Left even though I myself am an enemy of the Left and merely an observer of the Right, and the third one critques quite harshly the so called art work of thomas Kinkade. the thomas kinkade blog is no longer being added to since the day he had the courtesy to die. thank you. oh and fuck you.
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We at Scientology have read this posting and are currently in a meeting about it. We are not sure if you have merited a life-crushing lawsuit which our courts, i mean the courts, will uphold or not. In other words, we have not postulated your complete and eternal non existence as yet. but if you should suddenly disappear, atom by atom, from the physical universe and quark by quark from the quantum, or as you call it, spiritual, universe in the next few moments, or in the next few millenia, you will know that we did in fact come to a decision, and, as far as you're concerned, unless you value annihilated and profound non existence, an unfavorable one.
Dear infidel; a curse upon you and your offspring. The Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him, will be avenged for your asssertions, whatever they were, and which we have just heard about from our brothers at another religion. Death to you. Sincerely, Abdul Alhazred the LMCCIVIXth.
Dee Muvva Fukka: I be highly objectin' yo youze sayin' dat I be de Niggah Elekt. I grajiated fum Havvid Oinivoisity. You an idiot. Sim Seerly, Barak Hussein Obama, Prezzeedent Uv Deez Oinited Stapes. Ite.
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