supermarket music
Going into a chain-supermarket in America, you would have to be pretty retarded not to see, even 50 years ago, that the United States was pretty much at an end. Most supermarket executives make two hundred thousand dollars a year for not even having the energy or ears to notice that what is coming out of the ceiling is enough to drive anyone with an IQ over 50 insane. The music is calculated to NOT BE NOTICED. And of course it isn't noticed except by the musically aware and then once it is the musically aware leave the store as soon as possible, probably never to return. Interrupting the terrible music from time to time is an advertisement for the person already inside the store and already buying things to buy DIFFERENT OR ADDITIONAL THINGS! It's not enough that he's already in there: he has to be driven out as soon as possible by harassing orders to buy more. If any of these $200,000 dollar a year useless dolts had a brain they would shitcan all the music and the ads and just play sound effects: birds chirping; thunder in the distance; soft rain striking the leaves....no one would want to leave. The cashier could be a snarling wolverine and the customers wouldn't care. She could over charge them and the customer wouldn't care. That last sentence should alone be enough to bring about this Revolution Inside The Supermarket Ceiling immediately. My work is finished here.
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