Kartchner Kave God Contest

I think the Kartchner Kave god should have a name. Maybe he does, but the discoverer of the cave who interacts with the Kartchner Kave god hasn't divulged the diety's handle. So I think the many reaaders of this blog, numbering at last count in the low billions, should be the ones to dive into this funfest and provide the fucker with a name. Who will select the winning name? I guess the Kave god him or her or itself ought to be the one to do THAT. I am a lot of things but presumptuous is not one of them.