More on Kartchner Cave

I have not been able to find out yet if the god of the Kartchner cave has a name yet. So far I only have the word of one of the two discoverers of the cave system that the god is there at all. And I don't really even know if the god actually is "there" or merely monitors the site for intruders. And I don't even have the "word" of the co-discoverer personally. It's just something that i read on a Googled inquiry. For all I know the god's name might be Kartchner. I have not yet learned why they are called the Kartchner caves: neither of the two dullards, and perhaps now extremely rich two dullards, are named Kartchner. I will say however that any enterprise with the letter K in prominance, especially as the first letter, such as K Mart or Circle K or Krohler or Kohl or Kroger or IKEA or Kar anythingatall is usually sub standard in more than one aspect and likely in all aspects, and I am sure the same holds true for Kartchner caves. In fact I am astounded that, based on what i have only quickly learned in my new, still-wet familiarity with the place, I am amazed it isn't spelled Kartchner Kaves. Hopefully the cave god will read this and telepathically, or by gurgling Cthulhu-like, tell the finders to get on the stick and ratchet the classlessness up a notch.