Jesus' Mom

   The normal assumption by Catholics is that Mary, Jesus' mom, was a very pretty, attractive, shy, bashful, long-suffering little waif of a girl who endured in silence the humiliation of being an unwed mother.
    What if she was astoundingly ugly? That would certainly make her story of having been inseminated by God a lot easier to believe. "Holy shit, she's gotta be tellin' the truth, no human would fuck that. She's uglier than Moms Mabley. Even with teeth." It could be God actually does know what He's doing after all.