The Pope of Poop

This from a news item

   The pope opened the leaked draft of the encyclical by saying climate change is the Earth’s way of protesting “irresponsible use and abuse of the goods that God placed in her.”

    “We have grown up thinking that we were her owners and dominators, authorized to loot her,” the draft read, according to a translation by The Guardian. “The violence that exists in the human heart, wounded by sin, is also manifest in the symptoms of illness that we see in the Earth, the water, the air and in living things.”

     The statements led Fox's Gutfeld to suggest Pope Francis "doesn’t want to be your grandfather’s pope. He wants to be a modern pope," Gutfeld lamented. "All he needs is dreadlocks and a dog with a bandana and he could be on Occupy Wall Street."

    Juan Williams, another Fox News contributor, jumped in to challenge Gutfeld's statements and remind his colleague of the pope's spiritual interest in protecting the earth. "What about if the pope is simply saying… We should do all we can to support God’s green earth. Is that so radical?"

   In the actual world of actual Christianity this sort of crap dribbling out Mr Big Chin's yap would be called heathenism or paganism: attributing to the planet sentience. He also has not read the fucking Bible. God ordered man to "subdue the earth." He didnt say "nurse it back to health." This pope is a fucking monster. He'll be taking a dump out that upstairs window he stands at, waving, probably more sooner than later.