The NRA, Or Tits On A Duck

     THE NRA WORKING FOR YOU 24 HOURS A DAY FOREVER


   The NRA has made a pretty good living for its executive officers and legal shylocks by claiming to be halting the erosion of something called the Second Amendment. However the second amendment became obsolete when the gatling gun was invented and when it was declared illegal to have a fully armed operational tank in your possession sometime during WW1 and has progressed to the illegality of an F-16 fully armed on your property.
   What you ARE allowed to have - if you are not a felon, which you can become if you are so declared one by someone in authority who doesn't want you to own a firearm -  are Muslim-level "assault" firearms which spend more of their lives being removed and scampered off with from dead bodies than being in use actually defending someone from assault; pistols; shotguns with no effective range outside the bathroom of the house; and rifles, which, after all the stores get looted during the brief chaotic breakdown of the myths holding everything together, and while everyone is expending their supplies of particular specific ammunition, only the federal army of untrained monsters will have access to a common, single caliber, ammunition pile.
 
   The NRA prides itself on being "THE DEFENDER OF YOUR RIGHT TO OWN A FIREARM." Well, that's nice, just try and use your firearm somewhere or move it from one place to another or get bullets for it or even keep it up your ass in your house without a lock on it.
   The NRA also prides itself on reminding you that the second amendment "guarantees" you something. I forget what it guarantees you but whatever it is that it guarantees you it doesnt really guarantee you it, whatever it is it guarantees you of. Do you have your Simple Logic hat on?....... ok, then, here we go, and listen carefully: because if the second amendment guaranteed you something the NRA would not exist. It wouldn't need to. But it does exist. That can only mean the second amendment is fucking up its guaranteeing job somehow.
   So, therefore - you can take your logic hat off now - so, therefore, the second amendment doesnt really guarantee anything, or do anything else with anything, because the NRA does in fact exist.
   So what does the NRA do? Beats the fuck outta me, Sparky. They claim to be holding-back government from keeping you from doing something you might want to do.
   And how is that working out for ya.
   If the government needed that much holding back you would think at some time someone in the NRA would say "Maybe there is something wrong with government itself if it needs all this constant holding-back shit, and all the effort and time taken away from my porn."
   And in fact the NRA hasn't held anything back. It can't. The Second Amendment doesn't protect the NRA's right, or your right, to bear arms otherwise the NRA wouldn't be defending the second amendment 24 hours a day year after fucking year and decade after fucking decade like it claims it is doing.
   None of the amendments actually protect anything except the government's claim to do whatever it wants.
   The bill of "rights," in fact, if you put your logic hat back on, if you haven't thrown it out because it doesn't work, the bill of rights in fact protects Washington DC. Not you. It does this in a very clever, almost beautifully beguiling way, almost Luciferian in its beauty and deceit and perversion of what it is claiming to be doing: it does this by making the assumption for you to believe that its job is "to work for you in partnership against the government." However, why would the bill of rights actually do this, for what reason and by what mechanism; I mean -  it's part of the government. Oh dear. I guess in 250 years nobody has noticed this. And if they have noticed it it's kind of just swept under the rug. Like looking behind the curtain and seeing Oz. You blink a few times and then quickly close the curtain and run back over to the flaming celestially wondrous head of fire and continue talking to it and asking it for stuff and continue assuming its smarter than you are even though it is all a pompously presented trick.
   The same people that created the government created the bill of rights. So why would the bill of rights work against the government. It would be a bunch of guys creating something at odds with itself. Why wouldn't they just stay in bed? Well, in fact, the Floundering Fathers did in fact know this, they had no intention of "creating a nation of free people." They wanted to create a nation of enslaved heathens. They knew a "bill of rights" "guaranteeing" that the very monster they were installing from out of thin air and into our lives would somehow appear to be under control would win-over the hearts and minds of the recently Actually Free Americans who fought-off their English Masters and were now the only unsullied, unenslaved, ungoverned, totally happy people in recorded human history.
   You are supposed to believe that the bill of rights and the government it is allegedly holding the reins on are mortal enemies, with the bill of rights having the only key to the Power Steroids and which it uses only when it needs to wield its mighty power steroids against its mortal enemy The Government.
   In fact, the bill of rights is just a part of the same Constitution that everything else in the Constitution is a part of: the omnipotent government.
   The Constitution sets-up the government - an entity that both by definition and by cultural voodoo 10 million years old holds "power" -  and I am supposed to believe that the Bill of Rights restrains this power with a stronger power-sphere, like the hidden cache of "health" in a video game, is that what I am supposed to buy into? Why wouldn't the "power" that the bill of rights is supposed to restrain just ignore the bill of rights? It has the power too, after all. In fact it got its power dose first. The second power player - the bill of rights - didnt come along until as an after thought: the after thought being "Ya know, boys, those farmers who just beat the living piss out of the British Throne might not take to this new arrangement we are cooking up for them unless we throw in a real enticement for this bait-and-switch con we are creating here: nome sane?"
   And apparently they did know what he was saying.
  And what power does the bill of rights actually have? Is the bill of rights a second government? I will answer that: no, it isn't. The bill of rights isnt anything. It's a con. Just like the Constitution is a con. The Constitution is merely a simple, old fashioned, every day, decree. The Constitution is an edict. An edict and decree is always boiled down to "someone you don't know and never met ordering you around on your own property and regarding your own stuff and your own life." That's all the Constitution is. An edict. A long list of rules and regulations you personally never agreed to. It's a paper king. It's a compositional emperor. It's a Caesar in essay form. It's tyranny by committee. It's nothing new or wondrous or "revolutionary." It's the same old shit in a brand new disguise. It's African tribal collectivism written out on paper instead of handed down via drum patterns and marks on an ancestral carved stone. And when you decree a bill of rights to the decree of the constitution you just have twice the doubletalk and twice the bullshit. That is all you have. But humans love bullshit. Look at Adam and Eve, who fucked us into existence, look at how they responded to their first dose of bullshit: right out the gate they jumped at the chance to soak in it.
   Getting a "red-blooded American" to see this, by the way, is harder than getting a Scientologist to see that he isn't a god waiting to step into his natural omnipotence which is being (until auditing) held in mighty chains by Lothar or Dr. Sylvanna or Xenu, and which only Elron has the formula for extrication-from at 5000 dollars an hour of endless hours of brainwashing. And, let me help you, here, getting a Scientologist to open his eyes to the fool he is being made of... is absolutely impossible.
   Similarly the NRA is telling you that it's its job to get this screaming, thrashing destructive leviathan of fire-breathing Hell called the district of columbia to obey it.
   The NRA, like the leviathan it is trying to tame, is lying.
   But try and get Joe Redneck to see this. You might as well try and get Joe Redneck to quit fuckin' his sister.