How Twinkies Came About

 
   The twin package of Twinkies was inspired by the meaty twat of H. Arnold Schreiber's wife Barbara in a clothed cameltoe configuration. He said "If i could market that pussy I would make a million dollars." He said he then dreamed of two penis-like semen-filled simplistic pastry cocks fucking his wife's cameltoe. When he woke up he said something like eureka and the penis, cum, twat amalgam was created. That was when America was the land of opportunity before the many governments now controlling Americans made America into the land of third world Mexican Catholics and third world Persian Muslims in a combat to be the first to eradicate materialism and progress from the USA.