Japanese Porn

   This is probably the only worthwhile post on this blog.
   Japanese porn is different. It is also better. These are, just off the top of my head, some of the categories of Japanese porn; not-enough samples of which are easy to find.
   There is a version of Japanese porn that involves sales girls at counters in booths at fairs and in lunch wagons and in stores, etc., speaking and dealing with customers while underneath them someone is sticking his finger or a vibrator on her crotch and it's her job to carry on with the customer as though nothing is happening.
   There is a variety with a woman speaking through a mike on a speaker-van, either leaning out the window or poking out of the roof while she touts a product or a candidate or something imaginary to the people in the city while parked at the curb. Someone inside is licking her twat or sticking his finger in her vagina or putting the perennial japanese mixmaster vibrator on her pussy and she has to keep talking during orgasms. They find this difficult to do. Apparently having an orgasm is the only thing that will actually put a stop to a woman's talking.
   There is a variety that takes place on the bus involving frottage that eventually becomes either a handjob, a blowjob, a fingerfuck, a cockfuck, and in some cases a gang rape. These take place on real busses! Real busses traveling down the road! Sometimes it happens on trains. In the ones involving not gang rape but just two people, none of the other people on the train pay any attention! And you can see shit going by so it's a real train. This is a category, mind you: frottage on the train.
   There is a variety involving one woman grinding her pussy beneath her underwear on the corner of a table. This eventually results in her culminating her table-dance by leaning forward and lifting her feet off the floor with her legs straight out and violently fucking the corner of the table in missionary position with only her clitoris between the table and the full weight of the clitoris-owner. Clitorises must be very resilient is what I took away from this series.
   There is a variety of japanese porn that involves scores, maybe hundreds of japs fucking all at once. One of them has 250 couples arousing each other and fucking and performing oral sex in a synchronized manner as directed by an off-screen captain of affairs. Usually the group numbers involve a dozen or two naked hot jap females all bunched together and either masturbating themselves all at the same time, or having their twats manually examined by males all at the same time.
   There is a variety of Japanese porn involving a mother and a son alone in a room watching porn as directed to by unseen persons. They are just told to watch the movie and then when its over tell Whoever Is In Charge how they liked it. As they watch, there are subtitled flashes of dialogue involving the mother and son talking to each other about what they are seeing and the mother inevitably asking the son if he would like her to masturbate him. The ongoing dialogue is always very arousing if you are me watching this. It's ilk is usually along the lines of "Mother, this is pornography!" "I know, son, this is surprising me, I did not expect this." "We should not watch this." "Oh, it's ok: we are both not children." "I mean we should not watch this together!" "But why son:...you are not getting aroused are you?" "No! Of course not!" "Well, maybe you are not but I think I am. I have to take off my sweater." "I am getting hot too." "They are having a blowjob, are they not? Your father will not let me suck his dick." "Mother I do not want to know this." "He says it is wrong. Have you ever had your cock sucked, son?" "I do not think that is a good question for you to ask, mother." "Before I married your father I was told by a boy that I was very good at sucking cock. He said I could make him cum with more liquid than anyone else. Would you like to see how good I am?" "I am not sure. I don't think this is right." "Of course it is right. I gave birth to you. I was the first to see your penis." "I am uncomfortable hearing this." "I can see that you are aroused. As long as you are aroused you might as well cum. I can help you. I have always wanted to see you cum." "Ok." "My goodness; your penis is larger than your father's. I am anxious to suck you." (son says nothing. He has thrown in the towel and does not appear too upset by his decision.) "Are you cumming?" "I...I....I....I think so!!" "Oh my goodness! So much cum!! You are a messy son! I will clean it up. I have cleaned your room many times. I can clean up your cum too I think."
   Needless to say this category of Japanese porn is in great demand by me.
   The other version is a brother and sister alone in the room. They usually get-into-it with a lot less embarrassment, like they are both thinking "it's about time we get to fuck each other at last!" It's always the brother who initiates the idea. The sister never says no.
   In neither the mother-son sessions nor the brother-sister sessions is there any passion. There is always just unresisted investigative filth and exploration, and the occasional inquiry...."Is this making you happy son? We must never tell your father".....followed by eventual orgasms or squirts or both.
 
 
 

 
   There is a variety of Japanese porn involving school girls that there is no shortage of; either of schoolgirls or of pornographic examples of them. Apparently Japanese women go to Catholic grammar school all their lives because the age range of the schoolgirls in these videos is extensive. Sex usually occurs in the classroom with the teacher but it can also occur in a maintainence room with two females. Sometimes the schoolgirl makes it all the way home before sex occurs.

   There is one grammar school in Japan where all the 20 year old grammar school female students are hostile and dangerous. At that school it's the males that get raped and abused.
   Porn, either disguised as television game shows, or  which are in fact actual television game shows - cause in Japan I am pretty sure the line between reality and fantasy does not exist - is another variety of porn.

   Naturally incest is a favorite delight of at-home viewers so this aspect of domestic life is emphasized: one of the shows I would have to translate as "guess whether you are fucking your wife, your daughter, or a complete stranger." In this show a hostess talks to the male contestant and his wife and daughter and a half dozen other hot naked babes are behind screens with just their pelvises and tits in view and the husband...or the son, it doesn't matter, all are welcome in this Slant-eyed Arkansas...feels all the tits and sticks his finger in all the twats and then sticks his dick in the one he thinks is not a relative. He has to ejaculate inside her pussy and then only then is he informed that he has fucked his daughter! The dialogue for this show is even better than the subtitles for the tv-watching incest party: (very hot hostess talking to male contestant fucking someone behind a screen and leaning in to him with a mike) "Do you like this pussy?" "Oh, very much." "I hope it is not your daughter! She will have the baby of her father!" "That would be bad." "Make sure you cum inside her. That is part of the game." "I hope it is not my daughter!" "Have you cum?" "Yes." "Let me see. Yes, her vagina is dripping with your seed. And now please show yourself!" "Oh no!" "Oh yes! HA HA...you have committed incest with your daughter! Now she must suck your cock because you are practically man and wife!" "But this is wrong!" "But you agreed before the show! You must obey or you dishonor yourself!" "Father, it is ok. you must not be dishonored. I will suck your penis." And then of course this happens, right on camera. And no one is dishonored. The hostess is not above participating either if, say, a mother who for some reason must now fuck her son out in front of the screens and on the floor in front of everyone, if - for some bizarre reason - she does not want to do this, the hostess, in a spirit of self sacrifice, will take off her underwear and lift her skirt and start blowing the son because - according to the rules - someone has to get pregnant. Mom of course is forced to watch this. If she can take no more she has two options: let the hostess keep blowing her son in Mom's view - or Mom has to start blowing her son. Naturally Mom decides she has to start blowing her son. God forbid some hussy show-host who the family and the ancestors don't even know fucks him. Not with my son you don't, you bitch, get out of the way, I will suck his penis myself.
  It's fantastic.
 
   There is one variety that there is only one of: "100 innocent girls explore the penis." That's the way it is titled on the porn sites. Who knows what the real title is.
   This one is also in the guise of a tv show and it takes the cake. It's in five parts, all of them at least an hour long.
   100 Jap women in perfect shape between the ages of 18 and 30 are assembled in a semicircular seating arrangement in tiers, all of them sitting close together. The camera faces them.
   A lot of different things happen. The hostess with the mike talks to some of them about who knows what, probably all of it hot, about fucking and cock and do you like cock and how much do you know about cock and would you like to see some cock and how much experience do you have with cock and there is a lot of giggling and hands to mouths while laughing. I am not telling you in the order it happens because i haven't memorized the order, not yet anyway, but i am sure i will have it memorized soon,  but there are different segments. Naked men come out and stand on a thing and women line up to blow them. Other men come out naked and glass panes are held by groups of women to see which man ejaculates first from his own jacking off. "Teams" are arranged and the girls on each team try their best without touching the men to entice them to be the first to squirt on the pane. Tits come out, mouths come open and the game is afoot! Cum ensues and there is much rejoicing. In another segment a naked man undresses one of the women on a little area and they proceed to get it on in front of all the others. The lights are dimmed and throughout the session the camera aims at women in the arena feeling themselves up while the fucking and blowing and pussy eating and 69ing proceeds. It is very very hot. There are about three separate fuck sessions with three different couples. In another segment naked men come out and lay down and the women and girls assemble to blow them and take turns and move from one cock to the next. Being polite, as the Japanese are,  the girl or woman will briefly address the man laying naked before them and bow courteously and say things, like, "Hi, I am Ling Ling Fuk, I will be sucking your cock now, so pleased to meet you" and there is much smiling and bowing of the head and happy talk and how are you today and then the face turns downward and starts sucking. Ejaculations are the result. While one woman is blowing the dude other women crawl up to lick his skin while getting finger fucked by the guy's hands under their dresses. The camera men are thoughtful enough to proceed also to under their dresses to document this. They all have skirts and dresses on. No one is in pants or slacks. By reel 5 we learn that there is a glass enclosed room off to the side and the ones who have gotten so horney after 4 hours of this that they are ready to fuck anything, they are taken in there and can look out at the action in the arena of the two people fucking and they get fucked by one or more of the naked men.

   It is fucking great.

   Another category is the "remote control vibrator" category. A chick is fitted with a vibrator controlled by someone in her vicinity and she has to walk down a busy street or a busy market while getting vibrated and has to try and carry on like normal. And none of them can do this for some reason. I guess because they have a vibrator attached to their pussy that someone else is controlling. They have to lean up against things a lot and gasp in public while trying not to look so ill that someone actually calls an ambulance.

   Another category is the dildo-installed-on-a-bicycle variety with a camera underneath her twat and another camera on her face as she rides while the pedaling controls the dildo. They have to stop a lot and  recover. They do not get from place to place in what I would call a speedy manner.

   Apparently getting nuked twice causes people to realize that only fucking is important and that you better do it now before you, without warning, get turned into atomic dust in a split second, never to fuck again. This seems to be the operating philosophy in Japan from what I can see. Fuck in school, fuck on the train, fuck in large public groups on television, fuck while selling popcorn to customers, fuck on the bus, fuck in the supermarket.
   Which reminds me there is a "fuck the guy urinating in the public bathroom" category. Apparently they have bathroom maids who are hot and men come in to piss and this excites the bathroom maid. She then fucks the guy after he pisses because watching him piss while she is cleaning the urinal next to him is more than she can quietly endure.
   Japan actually has a penis festival in one town once a year and penis shaped treats are sold to the kids. Mom and dad buy the treats for their little daughters to suck. The edible cock treats are sold by the thousands from vendors. It's the Penis Fair. A mammoth penis is pulled through the streets and everyone gawks at it while sucking penis treats. There are penis floats, not the kind you drink but the kind that you haul through the town. It's the Tournament of Penis. There are penis sculptures that grown women and young girls lay on and wrap their arms around and pose for pictures taken by grampa.  There are large erect penises here and there 6 feet tall that all the children and all the neighbors and all the relatives stand next to for good luck and smile and say cheese and lick penis pastries and penis candy and suck on penis fruits and penis vegetables and just put as many penises into their mouths as they can before Penis Day comes to a close and they have to go home with only common ordinary flesh penises to suck on and who wants to do that when you can have a peppermint penis while sitting atop the teakwood penis and laughing and sliding your vagina back and forth along it while smiling and having good times with mom and dad and your boyfriend and your husband and your kids.

   Needless to say Evengelical Christianity has not come to Japan. And Hopefully it never will.
   No, I'm not done yet. There is "stop time" porn: a man has a device that causes all the dressed women in the workplace or on the bus or - get this - on the public sidewalk, to freeze in place. The man then systematically goes from dressed women to dressed woman, taking her clothes off and doing whatever her body parts inspire him to do. He then does this to all of them.
   There is the "father and daughter day at the hot springs" variety where dads and daughters take off all their clothes and then the moderator - apparently this is a tv show too - the moderator then talks to them all and tells the dads "Ok feel your daughters breasts now" and of course he or she shoves the mike into dads face and asks things like "do your daughters breasts feel good to you?" "Ohhhhhhh yesssss" is the usual response.
   Parents fucking their kids never gets old in Japanese porn. None of the daughters ever look even remotely traumatized by these experiences either. Sucking dad's dick seems to be an especially enjoyable experience to Japanese girls. Dad likes it too. You can tell.
   Since a lot of these videos are not subtitled one would do well to actually learn Japanese. Motivation is everything and if there was ever a motivator to learn a foreign language, finding out what a tv moderator is asking a dad about how he likes fucking his daughter seems like a good one.

   Am I done? No. There is Newscaster porn; a hot babe, nicely dressed, reads the news while scores of penises, one at a time, come into view at the side of her face and jacked-off splooge then flies onto her kisser while she continues to read the news. After a while of this her face is a sheet of melting-snow ichor held together by white strings of Japjizz ooze. After another while of this you can tell by the visible emotional strain of enduring sheets of dripping Stranger Semen that turning to face the jizz is easier than trying to continue reading the news. So far no one has ever yelled from off-screen at these women for doing this. There are always a few fellows who think to themselves, fuck this "close proximity" shit and he wrangles his cock into her mouth. There's always an asshole, ya know? These people never get reprimanded either and the Newswoman always goes along with it. Once in a while there will be someone in the line that the newswoman actually likes because they always turn to look up at these favorites while they jizz on them. It's very romantic. I am getting teary I think, hold on..........don't look at me.......I didn't expect this......

   If there is a bad aspect to Japanese porn it is this and it is a whopper: twats and cocks are pixelated electronically. Jizz is not. The winking starfish brown eye of the anal iris is not. It's against the law in Japan to show these things in video or photos to the public. You can fuck in public you just cant show

images of the gonads. You can buy a meal made out of penis shaped food for your kids, that's ok. And you can show film of artificial penises and twats without them being pixeled. And you can fuck on the train. That's ok. The vendors are all out of penis treats, you say? Not a problem, there are also naked-pussy confections. They are not pixeled either. You can hand them to your small son or your budding lesbian daughter while masturbating in front of them at the police station, it's ok. But you have to pixel your cock if the kids take movies of you jacking off on the police woman's face. But you don't have to pixel the jizz. Instead of writing to Washington about their problems Americans should be writing to the emperor of Japan about this pixel rule. Because Japan is where the real problem is. Not Washington.