Todd Palin Fucks A Whore

Apparently Todd Palin - an eskimo - is fucking a prostitute, and has been for years. The Enquirer - a newspaper i revere - has broken the story. I watched Sarah Palin's Alaska With Droning Voiceover and noticed that the entire family was fucked up. Willow and Wallow seem to have eternal snickering sneers on their faces, Todd did nothing but insult his old lady, Piper, named after an airplane, seems to be the only normal one in the family, probably because she aint fucking half the town like everyone else in the house is, Sarah Palin seemed unable to put one foot in front of the other despite her endless claims to being a great outdoorswoman, she is the world's worst rifle shot, she hunts like a nimrod, yakking and chatting and walking with a pole and not a rifle. The son, Branch, stayed as far away from the whole herd as much as possible, and the only one who appeared even more fucked up than the Palins was Kate Gosselin. And she is VERY fucked up. Todd likely fucked her too while she was there. Which would explain her odder than usual odd behavior.