Sunday, November 28, 2010

Special Blog Announcement

I would like to announce that I will no longer be using the word nigger here. While I was trying to find a particular post here the other day, I went back in time, so to speak, reading the things I have put here, and I was a bit surprised to see how many posts had nigger in the title and then a million more niggers in the text. I said, wow: i said nigger a lot. But then I remembered why I started this blog in the first place: a muslim nigger had been elected President. It was not so much the niggerness - i actually dont give a shit about niggers OR whites or anything ELSE when considering someone's job performance. Just their job performance. But Obama was and is such a threat to Christianity and individualism - what America is all about - that I had to ramp things up to the maximum goin' out the gate to set an example of fearlessness and leadership, even though I don't have either quality. You merely pretend that you do in the arena of politics - which is really an arena better suited to women and homosexuals. Where was I. Oh, yes: I will no longer be saying niggers but will instead be substituting the Completely Much More Courteous word "articulates." I have the Democratic and Republican parties to thank for this civilizing of my vocabulary. The leaders of both parties now routinely call their negro associates "articulate." One even referred to his own particular Negro favorite as articulate and CLEAN. He is much more civilized than I at this stage of my continuing development and refinement, I will settle for "articulate" and consider myself as having made progress. We don't want to try and send me running up Everest in one day. OK, that's all. Back to your porn.


At September 9, 2011 at 1:29 PM , Blogger Woodstock said...

In Bama we call them democrats.


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