A Satanist Shoots a Democrat: Sarah Palin Blamed

Some guy in Arizona shot to almost death a democrat senator or congressman and the Associated Press said it was because of Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin, being basically an idiot, and taking American Politics VERY seriously, got all pious and self righteous and pissed off some Jews - which is what happens no matter what you do, you piss off the Jews - and she had to start yapping and yapping instead of telling a few jokes, which not only would have pissed off more Jews - which is always entertaining - but would have gotten lots of laughs. For instance she should have said "No, neither I nor the Conservatives had anything to do with the shooting or else there would have been a higher body count." Some jokes cry out to be told and this is one of them. What's the worse that could have happened?....what happened anyway. Whatever that was. It would have been no worse and probably would have made her a hero for at least an entire week. Or she could have said "Did you see me trying to shoot a caribou on my tv show?.....then you gut a lotta nerve saying i could hit the side of a barn with nine shots much less hit nine people with nine shots." If someone is going to drag you into their little universe of weirdness you might as well have some fun in there. But she is not a thinker and is not a gal with a lot of imagination. I mean she is no Paula Poundstone. She is basically a bore. PLUS she needs a new husband. And a few new kids. She shoulda made some trades with Kate Gosselin when she was there. Gosselin's kids look like they have some intelligence. on the other hand they dont have Todd's Exkimo DNA, which is about the dreariest collection of atoms and electrons in the universe.