jj solari vs you: I Have A Dream

Friday, January 22, 2010

I Have A Dream

Martin Nigger King had a dream. i have a dream. i would like to see a monster, building-sized, pair of ice tongs clamp together, one point into Wanda Sykes' asshole and the other point into Wanda Sykes' pussy hole and haul her abruptly upside down while she screamed in more surprise than pain, and then fling her from Pershing Square in Los Angeles, through the air at 3000 miles an hour, into the granite face of Pike's Peak in Colorado. if it happened in real life and not just in my dream i would be in a good mood for at least an hour.

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At January 24, 2010 at 9:44 PM , jj solari said...: i'll just start tap dancin' and she be clappin' her hands and jumpin' up an' down, yassuh, an' she be fo'gits awl about wut she they fo'. yowza.
At January 25, 2010 at 9:05 PM , Bob Frapples said...: ever see joe cartoon's 'Frog In A Blender'?
use your imagination...

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Name: jj solari

Location: arcadia, california, in the country of, Mexico

hi. i used to be jayjay the mouseketeer. now i am jj, the gay, no wait, the totally heterosexual and very manly former comedian in easyriders and biker magazines, and a blogger person with 4 but you dont have to count them, 4, blogs: jj solari vs you, jj solari vs the constitution, jj solari vs thomas kinkade and jj solari vs lost vegas. that last one is totally vulgar. the first one is totally un PC, the second one makes me enemies of the Right but not of the Left even though I myself am an enemy of the Left and merely an observer of the Right, and the third one critques quite harshly the so called art work of thomas Kinkade. the thomas kinkade blog is no longer being added to since the day he had the courtesy to die. thank you. oh and fuck you.

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Friday, January 22, 2010

I Have A Dream

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