Haiti Comedy Capers

Things just keep getting worse in Haiti. They can't dig enough mass graves. They can't get rid of the bodies. Haitians are just as useless and obstreperous dead as they are alive. However I know a little bit about death. The corpses will EVENTUALLY be gone. Meanwhile the living Haitians will still be roaming around doing nothing for years and years and years after this. At least the dead will EVENTUALLY feed life to some other organism, be they seagulls or ants or flies. I mean you have to know that at least the flies are already giving thanks for all this death because the living Haitians would shoo them off their skin and flies find this very frustrating. I mean they will persist in relanding but they don't like it. They would much prefer to walk along the skin in a calm and relaxed manner and just stay off their wings for a while. flying is tiring for flies no matter how well-designed they might be for it. They prefer to walk and eat and shit and lay their maggot eggs in a calm and relaxed environment. And that would be an environment with no black hands decending from nowhere to shoo them away. That would be an environment that exists all over the place in Haiti a the moment, an environment packed to the gills with human carcasses.