Thursday, January 21, 2010

Haiti Comedy Capers

Things just keep getting worse in Haiti. They can't dig enough mass graves. They can't get rid of the bodies. Haitians are just as useless and obstreperous dead as they are alive. However I know a little bit about death. The corpses will EVENTUALLY be gone. Meanwhile the living Haitians will still be roaming around doing nothing for years and years and years after this. At least the dead will EVENTUALLY feed life to some other organism, be they seagulls or ants or flies. I mean you have to know that at least the flies are already giving thanks for all this death because the living Haitians would shoo them off their skin and flies find this very frustrating. I mean they will persist in relanding but they don't like it. They would much prefer to walk along the skin in a calm and relaxed manner and just stay off their wings for a while. flying is tiring for flies no matter how well-designed they might be for it. They prefer to walk and eat and shit and lay their maggot eggs in a calm and relaxed environment. And that would be an environment with no black hands decending from nowhere to shoo them away. That would be an environment that exists all over the place in Haiti a the moment, an environment packed to the gills with human carcasses.

5 Comments:

At January 21, 2010 at 2:39 PM , Blogger Backwater said...

There is a rumor that the US Coast Guard stopped a raft made of old truck inner tubes that was full of flies. The flies were trying to get out of town and make it to Key West. The Coast Guard sent them back.

 
At January 21, 2010 at 3:02 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

so you are saying that even the flies cant stand it in haiti and want to leave OR you are saying that the coast guard cant tell the difference between a raft full of haitians and a raft full of flies. either way it's very racist. and kind of funny.

 
At January 21, 2010 at 5:10 PM , Blogger Bob Frapples said...

Ah, another step in the famous 'Zombie Burrito' program! The flies, indicated in these posts, will mush up the Zombie meat to a fine consistency, much like guacamole.
Season to taste.
Thank you for your time!

 
At January 21, 2010 at 6:49 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

there might not be a lot of people reading this blog but the ones there are are of a finer cut of quality than at other blogs. only the elite turn up here. welcome to you all. goddammit i'm crying now. shit.

 
At January 22, 2010 at 6:17 AM , Blogger Backwater said...

Ahhh, aknowledgement from the Master.

Grasshopper

 

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