Monday, January 18, 2010

You Gotta Love Them Haitian Niggers

Here's something I decided was too good just to reference because I would be called "a trouble maker" or something equally cruel and mean. It's an AP report on Haitian stupidity. Even the AP can't figure out a way to spin this much stupidity in a favorable way. HAHAHAHAHA

"Haiti's voodoo priests object to mass burials
PORT-AU-PRINCE (Reuters) – Haiti's voodoo priests are objecting to anonymous mass burials as an improper way to handle the tens of thousands of dead from the earthquake -- and have taken their complaint to President Rene Preval.
Dumping the dead in hurriedly excavated mass graves without proper rites is seen as desecration in a country where many believe in zombies -- dead bodies brought back to life by supernatural forces who could persecute the living.
Haitian officials say so far at least 50,000 bodies have been dumped in mass graves outside the shattered capital, Port-au-Prince, in what they view as the most efficient way to dispose of the fast-rotting corpses from Tuesday's disaster.
"It is not in our culture to bury people in such a fashion," Haiti's main voodoo leader, Max Beauvoir, said in a meeting with Preval.
Local radio is broadcasting messages for Haitians to put bodies recovered from under the rubble of collapsed buildings on the street for collection by garbage and other trucks.
"The conditions in which bodies are being buried is not respecting the dignity of these people," Beauvoir, who was educated at City College of New York and the Sorbonne in Paris, said in the Preval meeting this weekend.
More than half of Haiti's 9 million people are believed to practice voodoo, a religion with roots in Africa. Some 80 percent also are Catholic and most Haitians see no conflict between the two.
Five days after the earthquake, scores of untouched corpses, now bloated and stinking, remain on streets. Red Cross officials have repeatedly said no one should fear disease from dead bodies after the earthquake that is believed to have killed up to 200,000 people.
"I don't understand why everyone is worried about a disease risk," Haitian Red Cross President Michaelle Amedee Gedeon told Reuters. "Do we have cholera in Haiti? No. Do we have the plague in Haiti? No. Rodents, water will not get contaminated. The only bad effect from the corpses is the smell."
On Sunday, more bodies appeared overnight, with locals saying they were thieves burned and shot by lynch-mobs, gangs and police. They said about 20 people were killed like that.
(Additional reporting by Andrew Cawthorne; Editing by Anthony Boadle and Bill Trott)"

Even the head of the Haitian Red Cross is an idiot. On the other hand he WAS educated in the USA and France, the two most idiotic countries on earth. And even France didn't elect a Muslim for President. The Haitian Red Cross guy doesn't see a problem with leaving bodies on the street. It's safer than having them rise from the dead and WALK the streets as zombies. At least while they are rotting you can keep an eye on them and they are not following you around and getting into the pantry and in your bedroom watching you jack off and in the bathroom with their faces rising from the water and waiting for you to shit into their mouth. It's better that they just lay in the streets all nice and quiet. If this is the head of the Red Cross there it kind of helps you understand why things are so bad healthwise in Haiti, he is convinced there is no disease or sickness there. I think I would fire this guy if I was his boss. He's PROBABLY a nigger. That would be my guess. And that he knows Obama personally. Obama would love this guy: he's stupid. And that's how he likes 'em. Look at Michelle. Look at the kids. You know what's really depressing? look at what's walking around in Haiti and then you see the same thing decending the steps of Air Force One. I don't know about you but I always say to myself, "Wtf??........"


At January 18, 2010 at 11:43 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The AP has confused me. They say that half of the 9 million Haitians practice voodoo and where 80% of the Haitians are Catholic. Therefore, are they saying that Catholics practice voodoo????

Always thought the AP was fucked up!!

At January 18, 2010 at 5:28 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

i dont mean to shock you but 99% of catholicism IS voodoo. i know. i was born in boston: half irish, half italisn. i got a dose of catholicism from both sides. it's like two different religions. and the haiti version ought to be REALLY interesting. Jesus probably ass fucks half the apostles in that version and then eats their bones.

At January 18, 2010 at 5:53 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

About the same as you. Half Italian, quarter French and the rest is a little bit of everything else. And I have an Irish name. I'm also a Catholic and the best is my brother-in-law is a Catholic priest. He and I don't get along. He thinks his sister is married to the devils son and I think he's a sacriligious bastard who is hiding behind the apron strings.

A lesbo on the nigger blog said you were vulgar....well, when in the presence of our holiness you would be a saint because there is no end to my vulgarity!! Really enjoy pissing the fucker off!!

At January 19, 2010 at 2:00 PM , Blogger Bob Frapples said...

Vulgar? The vulgarity is that b. HUSSEIN o. is allotting several thousand of our kids to police the chaotic zombies!
It would just like the bad zombie movies, sorta...
Hmmm, could be fun...for a while...

At January 21, 2010 at 6:52 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

actually i am sort of vulgar. so that woman's kind of right. and her pussy probably has severed haitian nigger heads tumbling out of it.


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