Thursday, January 21, 2010

Speaking Of Maggots

I believe I mentioned maggots in the preceeding post about Haiti, how the flies can now relax and lay their maggot eggs in peace and quiet without the host Haitians shooing them away because the host Haitians are now dead. So, anyway, speaking of maggots: I don't know what the gestation period of fly eggs is, but it's probably a few days or something. Whatever it is, pretty soon there are going to be so many brand new flies in the air in Haiti that it's going to look like Plague Number 11 reserved for Egypt that got lost in the stratosphere somewhere for the past 4,000 years and just now finally found it's way to earth. It's going to look like a science fiction movie in Haiti when all the new flies get airborne. They'll probably block the sun. I just hope that they don't ruin the cigar crop on the other side of the island in the Dominican Republic. That's going to really piss me off. That's when this fucking Haiti shit will become personal.

2 Comments:

At January 21, 2010 at 3:23 PM , Blogger nobody said...

The Dominican Republic has sent a box of their best cigars to Haiti.

 
At January 21, 2010 at 6:47 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

a good cigar makes losing your wife and children and parents and grandparents in an earthquake a lot easier to take.

 

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