Yogi Berra

I just found out that Yogi Berra never died. That means he's still alive. Jesus Christ, he was 90 years old when that picture was taken and that was taken pro'bly in the fifties! As long as Yogi Berra is still alive that means that everything in America is still basically ok. But when he goes, I think that's gonna be it. Then it'll all be gone. He's all that still actually means anything in America that has anything to do with America. Shit, I feel bad about him dyin' and he ain't even dyin'. I just can't win.