Congress To Bailout Jackson Show Promoter

Congress in coordination with an insistent Barak Obama has declared that the 85 million dollar financial disaster that befell AEG LIVE, a British promotions company, when Michael NAMBLA Jackson died at the hands of his three white children, will be paid back by the citizens of the United States in memory and appreciation of a great pervert and as a gesture of unity with the grieving Jackson family, which now includes Jesse and Jesse Jr. Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone but the children whose lives were ruined by Michael's mouth around their penises.