Thursday, June 25, 2009

Forbidden Picture Of Mohammed Revealed


A miraculous picture of Mohammed appeared on the asshole of a camel today in Mecca. The camel was immediately killed and its pizzle used as an anal sex toy for the Saudi king while the sacred face of the Most Beloved Mohammed was buried deep in a cavern of one of the ass fissures of Barak Obama. It is forbidden to gaze upon an image of the Prophet who never prophesied anything. Everything else is ok, though. The more horrible the better. But anyone who looks at the image of Mohammed must be killed. Since Barak Obama's ass is so foul that not even a Muslim would want to look at it, the chances of idolatry via the Prophet are slim. May the holy balls of Allah slap against your chin in peace and prosperity and may the jizz of Allah splash against your face with everlasting gushyness if you are a man and with death and poison to your twatted crotch if you are a woman.

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