Reports That Prince And Paris, Jackson's Two "Offspring," Are Anxious To Talk Declared False By Anonymous Spokesman

Reports that the two "Jackson children," Paris and Prince, can't wait to break their bonds and flee into the "real world," have been claimed false by a spokesman who wishes to remain anonymous due to the anonymity of his remarks. "There is no truth that they both screamed 'WOO HOO' when they heard of their 'father's' death," the anonymous spokesman said anonymously. "Nor is there any truth to the tell-all book deal they signed for an amount bigger than the Obama budget. That's just ridiculous. Nothing is bigger than the Obama budget,"