My Forehead-Slapping Obama Moment

Ya know how in the movies the guy has a puzzle and he spends the whole movie trying to solve the puzzle and then suddenly he slaps his forehead and something we all knew from the very start turns out to be the Big Solution?....Like in Charade?...they're all looking for a fortune and they know that it's contained in a small purse and they go through the contents of the purse for the whole movie and then three different people are at an outdoor stamp show, all apart from one another, and suddenly, looking around at the millions of stamps, they all, BAM, slap their foreheads and realize that the stamps on the worthless tourist letter are worth a fortune and they all race back to get the purse. It's, like, a moment when you go, "Duh: oh, yeah; shit; it all makes sense now." I had one of those moments like that this afternoon in the fucking drug store. CVS. Place is a sty. Anyway, I'm at the magazine rack, which is large, and I'm lookin' at all the covers and I see the Nigger Elect on the cover of GQ. Gentlemens' Quarterly. I'm thinkin' they musta knew something about him winnin': no way they woulda had McCain on the cover if he'da won: he ain't a fag. And only fags make it onto the cover of this rag." Then I go "HOLY SHIT! NO WONDER THE DEMOCRATS AND THE PRESS LOVE THIS GUY: NOT BECAUSE HE'S A NIGGER; NOT BECAUSE HE'S A MUSLIM; BECAUSE HE'S A FAG!!!!" You see, I know magazines. It's a long fucking story, but I KNOW magazines. And GQ is a fag magazine. "For The Man Who Is Not Yet Aware He's Gay." Theres LOTS of "mens" magazines that are supposedly "for manly men" but are really for fags that ain't quite faced the music yet. GQ is one of these mags. And anyone who makes it to the cover is either an active fag, or he's an active fag who refuses to Come Out, or the staff of the magazine knows something even the dude on the cover don't know yet. But in the Nigger Elect's case, I am pretty sure Obama is pretty certain that he is a card-carrying, fully qualified fag via both the upper and lower sperm-intake tract and that he's a fucking goddamn cock sucking homosexual. If nothing else it explains the media's drooling love affair with the guy. Because the entire Journalism Business is run by atheist faggots. And Barak Ubangi's big cock-sucking ugly purple lips being on GQ is like the Sense Making Moment out of a mystery that turns out there isn't really a mystery there at all. Barak is a fag. And pretty soon it's likely he will probably even admit it. If nothing else it explains his marriage to a fucking snarling troll. That's what fags marry, if they marry something with a twat. And I'm sure Michelle has a twat. And it probably looks like the horsemeat on the highway after an 18 wheeler hit dobbin at 80 miles an hour; red, orange, blue, yellow, green, and hairy, and stretched and splattered and ripped to shreds for 300 yards in all directions.