Thursday, December 11, 2008

Jennifer Aniston Naked On Jan GQ cover

Next to the picture on the cover they have words. One of the batches of words is "Is it us or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?" What it ought to be asking is "Is it us or is Jennifer Aniston turning into a completely different person because the face of the person calling herself Jennifer Aniston now is not the face that was on Jennifer Aniston a year ago." That's what the question OUGHT to be. What I guess is, that this is not a topic - Jennifer Aniston now looking like someone else - that is going to be discussed by "journalists." At least not by journalists who want to keep journalizing. I think I have a pretty good idea of what Jennifer Aniston USED to look like, she has been on every magazine tabloid every issue for the last five or ten years. Suddenly she looks different!! I don't mean that she just "had something fixed." What I mean is that there is a different face calling itself Jennifer Aniston now. How do you stay employed when your sole basis for employment was looking like Jennifer Aniston? Well I guess one of the FIRST things you do is take your clothes off. Don't expect to see her nipples, incidentally. Gentleman's Quarterly is....I don't want to say gay.....Gentleman's Quarterly is very respectful of womens' modesty.

1 Comments:

At December 15, 2008 at 6:55 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

I happen to know that you are convinced that anyone who makes it to the cover of GQ is queer. Are you saying Jennifer Aniston is queer?

 

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