Fuckassed Photographers

I went skidding around the internet, looking for some photos of the Clansman stalagmite in Carlsbad Caverns, ya know? - in case the day ever came when I put photos on this shit site? Well there were a couple crappy black and white ones from government sources but once in a while some "photographer" would have some photos posted. But then when you enlarged them from the thumbnail they had the fucker's name "embossed" across the front so that you would know that this photo was a very special one taken by a fucking prodigy from heaven and that you had better not use it to create for yourself a fortune in wealth from his fantastically artistic payload of gargantuan genius! And of course you gotta know that they were all just ordinary, run-of-the-mill snapshots. That they didn't have a lick or shred of artistic merit other than what the camera itself managed to snag just by virtue of it being a camera: that the idiot photographer just opened the shutter for a second. He was the least important element in the picture and he's the one taking all the fucking credit and making all the fucking noise about it. No one, including the guy what took 'em, is ever gonna make a fuckin penny from the shit photos that I saw from these self-absorbed no-talent motherfuckers. If there's a pile of artisans more fucked up than writers it has GOT to be photographers. Not only are they all nuts, 99% of them are fucking pricks. Without even a lick of fierceness to back-up their fucking fuming pompous blather. I mean you swat any of 'em just once with a side-swing to the face with a piece of pipe they fucking have a shit-fit-of-fear and panic, and a paralysis-of-the-balls attack; "Don'thitmedon'thitmedon'thitmedon'thitme!!!" they keep screamin' over and over, pushing against the floor real fast with their legs tryin' to press their shitting asses tighter against the wall as they frantically try to skootch way through the plaster and into another room. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuckers. Photographers are all shitty little fucks.