In Defense of Burger King

I don't think anyone would be complaining about Burger King giving hamburgers to starving people if Burger King had been around in World War 2 and had been going from prison camp to prison camp giving burger taste-tests to the Jews. Those pictures of them standing against the fences, their fingers curled around the wires and looking at the camera like they wanted to eat it would have been a lot more cheery with a few burgers in those boney bellies. Even the Nazis would have approved. Is not "hamburger" a German word? Who could resist? Our Beloved Fuehrer himself would have been delighted. Was he not a Jew himself? Give him the taste test too! Just don't contradict his verdict, though, ey? HAHA! But, ahh, what the hell, he would have declared it a tie 'cause that's the kind of guy he was, a good sport and a gentleman.