Dennis

Dennis Ousley asked me if I saw the new Burger King commercial. I said no. He said the creepy Burger King king goes up to starving Ethiopians and gives one a bite of a Whopper and then a bite of a Big Mac and then asks them which one tastes better. The funny part is that he never gives the starving Ethiopians the REMAINDER of the burgers. Just the one bite of each and then he has to say which is better. I would think they would both taste PRETTY GOOD to the guy. I told him I didn't believe that was a real commercial: that he was just fuckin' with me. He said, no, they were real. I ain't buyin' it. He's always fuckin' with me: tellin' me things that COULD be real and would be funny as hell if they were. But they never are. I hope he ain't lyin' this time. I'd switch to Buger King if he ain't lyin'. Great commercials need rewarding in my book.