Burger King Fun

Dennis has said it would be pretty funny to do a Burger King hamburger taste test on Hindus, the fuckers that live in India. You give them a free burger and they eat it and then you ask them how they liked it and they go it was ok, no problem, i liked it, and then you tell them "Yeah, well, here's the shitty part, fucker, you just ate a COW." Then watch them get all paranoid and freak out because when they were kids their parents and all the other adults told them they couldn't eat cows because cows are...I don't know: something. You're not supposed to eat them. If you do something bad happens to you after you are dead. Ever notice all these religions deal more with your life as a corpse than they do with your life here? Like as though your life as a corpse is the one you are supposed to be focused on so that AS a corpse you don't have any problems. Otherwise - as a corpse - you'll be in a lotta discomfort. So anyway you give one of these assholes a hamburger and then watch them go into paralysis and terror when you tell them they just ate bovine meat. That would be a good commercial. I'd buy even more Whoppers than I do now just out of appreciation.