Takin' A Bullet For Obama

Can anyone alive on this planet imagine even for a minute a Secret Service Agent leaping spread-eagled into the air to enthusiatically take a bullet for the Nigger Elect? Has anyone but me actually put flesh and blood on this scenario of Presidential Safety? Osama Ubangi is an idiot but even HE has to lay awake in his nigger digs, staring up at the ceiling and thinkin' "Them fuckin' honkey devils ain't gonna do jack shit to risk their lives for me." He knows it; I know it; and the Secret Service knows it. And now two outa three of these entities are stuck with the problem o' havin' to figure out a way to solve this dillema. Now I know what you might be sayin'; "Well, they could use nigger Secret Service men." Except you pro'bly ain't sayin' "nigger." But, you see, here's another thing me and Obama and All the Niggers On Earth know: no nigger would jump in front of a bullet to save the life of another nigger. They just ain't all that crazy about one another, despite all the cameraderie you see on the rap videos. I know it: the niggers know it; and that fucking Muslim fuck coon America now has for a HAHAHAHAHAHA President knows it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He better go around in a fucking Kryptonite tube. HAHAHAHAHA. Is Joe Biden starting to look like the world's shrewest political genius to anyone besides me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!