Vital Burger King Update

One thing I am good at is knowing what's news and what isn't. Dennis Ousley has informed me that it was not the Ethiopians or the people with the cattle in their living room and the flies on their heads who were given delicious Burger King burgers and a delicious competitor burger but that it was the starving Thailand people. Or starving Taiwan people. Or some starving slopehead fucks, I don't see why all this exactness makes any fucking difference, who gives a shit as long as it ain't you that's hungry. He also is pretty sure he saw one of the commercials with, as he put it, "the naked fuckers with the cornucopias on their dicks." I am pretty sure he is mistaken about that one. Them guys have their butt cheeks totally visible. Man-ass is forbidden on tv I think. Also you can't have those corn husks on your cock and expect to get a check from AFTRA. So he's gotta be wrong on that. Stay tuned. I even went and got a Whopper out of respect for their charity work in feeding the hungry. I didn't like it. I prefer Carl's Jr.'s. But I wasn't 200 pounds underweight with my arm-skin sagging to my feet and my eyes bugged out of my head from skull shrinkage due to malnutrition either. So it wasn't a fair test.