Hitler In Heaven

Imagine that you go to heaven, and you're walkin' around and everything is really nice, and over there under a tree is Adolph Hitler -IN HIS UNIFORM - and he's bein' served lunch by Himmler, and Goering is kneeling down blowing the guy, and your worst enemy is being handed thousand dollar bills by Hitler and the guy that fucked your wife is over there too - STILL FUCKIING YOUR WIFE!...and you go this is bullshit and you go over to Jesus and God and they're both there, and everything, talkin', and you go Say excuse me You Two, but you gut some real creeps up here. Hitler for one. And my worst enemy is still fuckin' my ol lady. And God says, oh, relax, we gut tons of high school cheerleaders here waiting for you to lick their pussies and feel their tits and asses, and one thing I am real good at makin' is high school chicks pussies and tits and asses. There's no age of consent shit here either. And pregnancies? ha ha, that just happenes on earth, that kinda shit. Go have fun. And you go you're fucking nuts, lemmee talk to that Son of Yours, and you say Hey Jesus, you see what's goin' on in this place? And Jesus says, Hey, I died so that you monkey fucks could have some fun in the after-life. Relax. Have some fun. Like heroin? and you go, this is fucked. I can't stay here."What's hell like?" you ask 'em And they both go Nobody having any fun there. You might like it. Everyone there is pissed at what's goin' on HERE. You'd pro'bly want to go to hell, huh. HAHAHAHA Be fuckin pretty funny if that's what heaven is gonna be like. HAHAHA. all the good people that obeyed all the rules would say fuck this!! HAHAHAHA!! and they'd all just stomp off to hell and just sit there all pissed off at the outrages takin place in heaven with all the fuckheads bein' treated like kings. Meanwhile all the fuckers in heaven ain't givin a thought to the people in hell, not feelin sorry for em or NUTHIN, and whats to feel sorry for them for, they went there VOLUNTARILY!! TO BE PISSED OFF!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. And God keeps showin' up from time to time and askin them if they want to come to heaven and they all go You still running that unfair meagerie of sin in there? everyone doing what we KNOW is wrong! and God sayin well, yeah, that's pretty much the way i want things in there and the holy people they all go You're crazy you're insane, we wouldnt have anything to do with you and your fucking forgiveness bullshit, we EARNED heaven and those mother fuckers DIDNT SO FUCK YOU, YOU GOD OF UNFAIRNESS, WE'LL STAY HERE TILL YOU FUCKING DO WHAT WE SAY!! and they all just stay there steaming for all eternity about a heaven which they refuse to enter.HAHA!! That would be fuckin' hilarious.