Dennis' Curious Question

I don't hear from Dennis very often and when I do it is sometimes enigmatic. For instance I just got an email that asked, in what i determined was a kind of angry, exasperated tone, "Have you ever actually ever seen a midget outside your house, or walking down the street, or in the store, or at a mall, or at the show, or on the bus, or in the park?" I had to admit to him it don't happen very often. Maybe once every five or ten years. Like an eclipse. I'm dyin' ta find out why I got that email. Stay tuned.