There Are No Flying Saucers

I went through Roswell recently. Didn't see no flying saucers. Because there weren't any there. There ain't any anywhere else either. Know how I know? From watching America's Funniest Videos. Just tonight there was a compilation of all their clips involving accidental topplings of the fully decorated Christmas tree inside houses. There must have been a hundred of the fuckers. And they pro'bly rejected thousands of toppling decorated Christmas tree clips as being "not quite wacky enough." Now then; there are ten billion videos of people knocking their Christmas trees over just based on a random videotaping of living room activities during a small portion of the calendar year. And these ChrIstmas trees are generally pretty recognizeable. They're not blurry at all. The lights on them are all in focus. And they look like Christmas tree lights. No one ever puts his hand to his chin and goes "Hmmm...those lights COULD be UFO's...." No one ever does that. Because no one has ever become curious or contemplative about a video of a Christmas tree falling over in the living room. And there are LOTS of unplanned random captures on tape of Christmas trees falling over in the living room. THERE IS NOT EVEN ONE VIDEO OF A FLYING SAUCER IN THE HISTORY OF VIDEOS. AND EVERYONE HAS A VIDEO CAMERA! AND MOST OF THESE SAME PEOPLE WITH VIDEO CAMERAS HAVE BEEN AROUND WITH THE VIDEO CAMERA ON WHEN THE CHRISTMAS TREE FELL OVER! SO HOW COME SO MANY PEOPLE CAN CAPTURE THE CHRISTMAS TREE FALLING OVER AND NEVER MANAGE TO CAPTURE A FLYIING SAUCER!! AND THE REASON IS......'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO FLYING SAUCERS!!! SO FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING LUNATIC LOSER SPACEMAN-HUMPING FAGGOT FUCKS!!! Thank you. Glad I could clear that controversy up for you all. Now then, is that Nigger Elect still in office?