hy Right Wingers Need Conspiracy Theories

   Right wingers know nothing about politics. They think politics and the public sector and the government is something created by the God of the Old Testament. So when things go awry - when the government and the public sector does something heinous - the Right Wing has to dream up a science fiction-level reason why this is. Because government is inherently benevolent. So dark forces from other planets and from deep caverns on this one must be the source of the trouble. Groups, societies, cabals, a powerful elite, a subterranean coven, a brotherhood of lizard people, a timeless race living under Mt. Shasta, and of course the Nephilim, are the reason. Because government is inherently benevolent. Government was created by God. God is a bureaucrat. According to the Right.