HI JOE! YU TINK ME PLITTY??

"holy shit, what happened, who are you, are you alive?"

HO JOE! ME SOO-PLIZE PACKAGE FAW YOU FUM ME!! YOU LIKE HAIR PIE? ME PLETEND DEAD. DEN YU CAN PRAY WITH POO-SEE AND I BE DEAD!! YU RIKE!! NO CLITICISM OF TEENY COCK FLUM DED WOMAN!! MOST TIME I HANG FLUM LISTS!! PLETEND DED!! MEN RIKE DED PIECE OF ASS!! HAHAHAHAHA ME NO KNOW WHY!! BUT IT PAY LENT!! SO WHO GIVVA FUCK!!! YU RIKE CROTHING? I MAKE!! GOOD WITH HANDS!! UNTIE ME AND WATCH ME TURN COCK INTO JIZZ FOUNTAIN!! YOU RIKE JIZZ? AMAZING, WE ALL CUM FLUM CUM!!! HAHAHAHAHA NO WONDER WE FUCKED UP!! CUM TASTE RIKE SOMETHING DLIPPING IN H.P. RUVCLAFT STOLY ABOUT CLEEPY TAING INNA HOUSE!! BUT WUTDAFUK, ONE SIP GOOD FAW FIE DOLLAH!! PUSSY JOOS EVEN WUSS JOE!! GO AHEAD TAKE-A LIK!! YU SEE!! TASTE RIKE CHINEE TAKE-OUT FLUM LESTAULANT IN RAND OF SATAN!!"