Obama Recreates Jack Benny Skit For Fire Island Review

President Hussein revived a famous Jack Benny tv skit for his friends on Fire Island in which he traded quips with his faithful servant Rochester. But before the skit could get underway the manservant spilled the tea all over Hussein's trousers and Barack got up and whipped him to death. It wasn't as funny as the original sketch but it got a big laugh from Congress, who filled the Fire Island playhouse for the show. Barack then introduced his wife and things got serious again.