Obama Kills American Indian

In a sudden fit of Islamic Jihad, Obama today slit the throat of a Sioux Indian at a ceremony scheduled to declare the feather-bedecked savage "the only authentic representation of an American." The presumed wariness and warrior-level vigilance of the dweller-within-skins-supported-by-treelimbs was sorely off his game as the trained Muslim jihadist President of the USA scampered from in front of the Indian to a position behind him, where he is most comfortable with adult human males. But rather than initiating penis love thrusts into the Indian's rectum as is Obama's custom with men he stands behind, the Allah-worshipping halfbreed fanatic produced a shiv made by one of his friends in Dannamora and ripped the Indian's gullet OJ style, leaving the nearly decapitated redskin dead on the floor in a lake of blood. Obama then screamed Allah akbar and getting to one knee completed the beheading and then held the wide-eyed head of the dirt-dweller high and said god is great to all assembled, mostly congressmen and senators, who wildly cheered the performance.