Michelle Obama 2010 Calendar Completed
The calendar for 2010 featuring the first lesbian in full-onAfrican costuming went on sale today for 30 cents at most gas stations. The calendar effectively squashes rumors that the first hottentot has been gaining weight. "I be de same wate wat i be wen i be a bride. I even can fit into my bridal gown as yall can see." Speculation ran high that the first dominatrix was going to substitute pictures of Rosie O'Donnell for pictures of herself, and many people, seeing this picture are insisting that that has been the case. Mrs. Hussein has been quick to insist that the picture is not Rosie O'Donnell and offers the clear evidence of a vagina as proof.
posted by jj solari @ 1:23 AM
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How proud we should be of our First Hottentot! Believe Crew designed her wedding ensemble for her. Fits her to a "T"....this sweetie must be, has to be, a finalist for the honor of "Playmate of the Year"...and how nice of you to show your support in her undertakings....
Before becoming the First Hottentot she was rejected by Larry Flynt for centerfold of the month! She certainly has come a long way since then.
Such a sweetie!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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