Nigger In Chief Reels From Michelle's Cunt

President Hussein, seen here reeling down the corridors of the white hut, nearly had to be hospitalized from the fumes emanating from his wife's vaginal porthole. Michelle Obama's vagina erupted in flames after seeing the PETA ads that implied she was a PETA supporter before all else. Michelle Obama in a fury made it clear that she was a supporter of Dykes First and any emotional energy she had left after serving the sisterhood MIGHT be doled out to animal sufferage, which is the latest of PETA's targets. "Animal sufferage has never been even imagined until now, and now that we have imagined it, I see no reason why we cannot implement it." When asked the question "Why would you want that," the PETA spokesman said because animals have as many rights as humans, if not more, since they have been here longer. Asked about his wife's demonstrative pussy, President Hussein said, looking left and right and pausing for dramatic effect, "Michelle, the First Lady......of the United States......comes from an African tribe...... that has a long proud history......of emotional communication......through vaginal upheavals.....and atmospherically heinous......foul eruptions....... originating.....in the vulva...... I would be remiss and undilligent......if I were to even for a moment.......criticize or impede.......or in any way disparage......the violent nose-shredding crockpot emanations.......reeking of long-dead roadkill boiling in the sun..... discharging from Michelle's rancid and.....
utterly putrid and disconcerting......pubic horrors. Thank you."