Sunday, November 1, 2009

Life On The Veldt

Woman of the North sent me this and said "Lookit those fuckin' arms! They're ten feet long! Better to lope along the savannah with." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't think the advanced australopithcines, which is the extinct primate tribal species that this female she-creature, razor-toothed clam-bumping dyke freak of Nature is a throwback to, allowed the dug-sporting females along on the hunt, although when it was a raiding - or shoplifting - party escaping from a rival tribe's compound it is very likely that the females were part of the ploy by using their high-waisted, fence-toothed charms to lure the male australopithecines out of the compound with their wiles and coy and erotic features. Such as a pelvic architecture wide-enough to show movies on. HAHAHAHA in the comments section to this post Dennis said "well i guess we know who will be putting the shrunken head on top of the Kwanza tree this year." HAHAHAHAHAHA

4 Comments:

At November 1, 2009 at 5:16 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife wants to know if that thing around her neck is a tribal heirloom?

 
At November 1, 2009 at 5:18 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus H I just noticed "its" got an adams apple!!

 
At November 1, 2009 at 5:42 PM , Blogger nobody said...

I guess we know who will put the shrunken head atop the Kwanzaa tree this year.

 
At November 1, 2009 at 6:36 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA stoner.

 

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