Time Magazine And Soupy Sales

Time Magazine is a publication convinced that only Time Magazine has the answers to ALL the world's problems and dillemas. Not just the political ones. But the social ones and the religious ones and the self-improvement ones and the scientific ones and the economic ones and the entertainment ones. The Time Magazine staff of World Geniuses is convinced that people really give a shit about Time Magazine's solutions to things. "How To Fix Wall Street." "What Jesus Really Means." "A Simple Answer to Hatred."
"Solving Marriage." "The Real Mohammed." "Why Obama Will Prevail." "Making Our Schools Work." I mean, these fuckers at Time Magazine should really be sitting on the Cabinet. Probably a lot of them are, judging from the Cabinet. And Nobody every doubts Time Magazine's pronoucements and solutions and observations and musings and meditations and intricacies of idiotic thought. If you really believe what you are saying other people will believe it too. And the writers and editors at Time really believe they are wise. They must hire these people from mental institutions. There is a variety of marginally capable lunatics that are mad as mercury drinkers who excell at "theorizing" and "finding solutions." And big city central area have these people by the hundreds wandering around. They usually have thick, blackened, unbound sheaves of lined paper filled to capacity with handwritten tiny writing. "Writer madness" seems to afflict a large portion of the populace. Look at all the blogs for christ sake. It's the easiest form of self expression after pictographing. So everyone does it. Time Magazine does not hire the writers down in the heart of the city who carry tons of written-on dirty filthy sheets under their arms, they do the next best thing, Time Magazine hires only the worst writers with the best state-approved educations. By best state-approved educations I mean that they attended the state-monitored-and-edicted schools that you need to attend in order to have a resume that Time Magazine will look at. Time Magazine writers are hired by resume. Not by writing ability. And when I say Time Magazine writers are bad writers I do not mean just because they have a philosophical agenda and political imperative. I mean they are bad writers. They write bad sentences. This is over and above their idiotic thought processes and pompous attitudes of superiority based on....God only knows what it's based on. They're bad fucking writers. You have NO idea what the fuck they are talking about most of the time other than the topic. These people must write all of their articles stone dead falling down drunk. You know what started this whole thing about Time Magazine that I'm doing?....the eulogy for Soupy Sales. Time Magazine has a front section of every horrible weekly issue called "Milestones." It eulogizes the newly dead. To Time Magazine death is a milestone. To anyone else it's a tombstone. In real life a milestone is a line crossed of accomplishment and it is accomplished by the living. To Time Magazine when you have died you have accomplished something. It's time to write about you. Richard Corliss did the eulogy of Soupy Sales. Richard Corliss is one of the permanent shitty writers on-board the Time Magazine Shit Train. Richard Corliss is considered the premier critic of show business on earth because he is the Time Magazine Shitty Writer assigned to entertainment. Richard Corliss did the eulogy for Soupy Sales.
Richard Corliss has as clear an idea about Soupy Sales as I do about the workings of the human female twat. Which would be - none. Here are two of Richard Corliss's masterful sentences regarding Soupy Sales. " A pie wasn't just deserts for Soupy. It was just...dessert." I bet he hauled these two sentences around the entire Times Building to show everyone what a clever fellow he was in thinking of this idiotic, not-germaine-to-anything mess. This fucked-up pun not only makes little sense as a pun it makes even less sense as a Soupy Sales explanation. What the fuck did he say???? Huh???? The eulogy - or obituary item I guess is more closely what it is, because Milestones is basically an obituary page - the obituary totally misses and with astounding cluelessness any actual reason why Soupy Sales is even on the obituary page.According to Corliss he is there because he died and because his name has been heard of by probably everyone. Even if they don't know why. And certainly Richard Corliss doesn't know why. Corliss thinks it was because Soupy Sales was a second rate Jew Comic and thus deserves an obituary in Time. The real reason Soupy Sales deserves an obituary in Time and any REAL publication is because Soupy Sales was a major anarchistic rebel against the American Corporate Slash Federal Slash State Slash Municipal Hammer of the State.
I have never found out why the Soupy Sales show disappeared literally overnight and without warning. I have not even heard of an "official" explanation. But the real reason was because it was so dangerous to the continued existence of the State. And no State every likes this. It is not my intention here to go into a complete thesis on the nature and importance of Soupy Sales. I would have to get paid to put in that much effort in a monograph. A LOT more than I am getting paid here. Which is zero. But I DID want to say a few words about how shitty a publication Time Magazine is. It will NEVER have the following that the Soupy Sales Show did. And this is something all Times writers and editors realize and think about and scowl over 24 hours of every single day.