How To Talk To Matt Lauer

Here's a tip for Sarah Palin and anyone else who has to attempt to converse with Matt Lauer. When he asks a "Do you still beat your wife?" type of question to you, which is the only kind of question he knows, simply say in response, "Fuck you, Jew Bastard." He will never ask you another question again. Jews are easy to deal with. Just call them Jews. It shuts them right up. When a Jew reporter is driving you up the wall with lawyer shennanigans just shout, "HEY! JEW! ENOUGH!" much like you would talk to a dog that needed to be put in its place. Jews are very tractable and obedient, you just have to, as Cesar Millan would say regarding dogs, snap them out of their fixation or energy level into another energy level, in this case one of sudden shock. It's like that sudden little kick Cesar gives to the dog's ribs from out of nowhere that causes the dog to forget what it's doing and look wildly around as if thinking "what the fuk?....." It's the same with Jews. Often simply saying in a commanding voice, "Jew!" will stop them immediately. It takes the Jew back to his childhood in school when that was usually all he heard being yelled at him all day long. Us Christians, when we were children, we all knew how to handle Jews. We just called them Jews and laughed. They would slink off. Then as we grew into the Legal Age World, where Jew lawyers run society, we became afraid of Jews. That is not the way it's supposed to be. No one should ever be afraid of a Jew. That is just a total perversion of the way things are meant to be. So, to review, what worked in childhood will work today too. In fact it works even better when you put up your index finger in warning, like Millan does with the dogs. Except he goes "Tsssch!!" Whereas you, with your Jew, simply go "Jew!....." with the index finger up in admonition. It's like magic. And Jews admire magic because they are the world champion idolators. So it's win-win!