Cruel David Letterman Prank Unravels

Cruel pranksters, with a desire to attempt to humiliate David Letterman, kidnapped his lovely wife Regina and installed into the household this ancient sea deity, N'yarlathotep, revolting offspring of Cthulhu, the Dark God of Foulness and the semi human inhabitant of the cave world, a Gorgon. Their cruel joke backfired however, Mr. Letterman noticed the interloper as an interloper immediately and told it, "Nothing doing, buster, you are OUT of here! Unless of course Paul Shaeffer takes a liking to you, then I guess you can stay." Score another big point of one-upmanship for Mr. Letterman, pranksters.