Letterman's Ol' Lady, Regina Lasko, Skin Condition And All

Well, here's a close up, skin bubbles and all, of the wife of the guy that can't seem to stop ridiculing the Palin women: David Letterman's Lifemate, Regina Lasko. Or as Rod Serling would say, "Witness if you will a woman so repulsive only a fag could call her 'hon.' A face like a dog trainer and skin like the tail spikes of a stegosaurus, the body tone of a 250 pound stack of 98-degree cream cheese, the radiating charm of a distempered rotweiller, the eyes of a paranoid gopher, the overall attractiveness of abandoned, under-financed road work, the personality of a curare victim, a zero on the Good Times Meter, a woman so ugly even Bob Crane wouldn't fuck her, she nonetheless has snagged one of the richest men on television, and has even spit out a piece of future priest-fodder for him from between her thighboned pillars of cod-scented death and the Cambian-level swamp morass of her dyke-repellant pussy. Vile as all this narration is it is still more courteous than the insults her husband tosses out on national television regarding an actual human female, Sarah Palin, and her actual human female offspring, all of whom, even as
half-digested alligator puke, are more attractive and less repulsive than the woman David Letterman calls 'My Wife.' And there is not a normal man alive who would not rather fuck the pile of Palin-derived alligator vomit than the god awful stevedore-punching,
angry, truck-heavy, condensed bull known legally, socially, and in Hell's Registry, as Mrs. David Letterman: the ultimate
unfunny practical joke ever commited on earth, in space, or in the Twilight Zone."