Regina Lasko - Mrs. Letterman - Snapped By Scoundrel Paparazzi During Molt

David Letterman expressed concern today that the paparazzi were snooping too close to his home's windows when a photo of his wife, Regina Lasko, was released which caught her during a molting period. "My wife's molting periods are something we try to keep within the family," Dave said, somewhat angrily during a press conference, which his wife attended while hanging upsidedown from the ceiling. "Her species regards this 'special time' as sacred, and the Hive Masters are quite upset about this
flagrant intrusion into their biological secrets." When asked by several reporters screaming simultaneously while gazing upwards in terror at the rafters, "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE???" Dave, relaxed as always under pressure quipped, "Hey, c'mon, fellas, I'm sure some of you have wives with worse looking bathrobes." Mrs. Letterman began raining down runny fecal matter that began splattering in loud, gooey, splats that caused many in the room to flee, holding their noses." "Good crowd control Hon!" Dave called up at her, humorously. Those who stayed to continue questioning have all since died of strange skin diseases.